"After all, in Hell, who can you trust when all you know is lust, sin and chaos?"~ Kendal Macias, the Emperor's AssassinAsk me anything
You know you’re loved when you spend half a day in town with people you barely know and end up coming home with someone else’s Green Day jacket and swapping beanies with a seriously cool emo guy :3 I feel loved.
- Mum: Ooooh they've called the royal baby George Alexander Louis.
- Me: *not bothered, keeps reading Harry Potter*
- Mum: It's a long name though isn't it. Why would you give your child such a long name? In my experience, people with long names are very stupid, you know, if you give them loads of middle names.
- Me: *slams down book* Say, mum, have I introduced you to ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE???!!
- Mum: *looks scared.*
- Me: Because he's awesome, and you should meet ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE.
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