September262013

yabukumiko:

Makai Ouji

love!! have to point out is it just me or do the last 2 panels look A LOT like Claude and Alois from Kuroshitsuji? haha

September22013
August202013
Funny story here folks: I introduced a very old relative of mine to my music today, and bear in mind this lady is 99 years old (0.0). So she asked me to show her pictures of my favorite singers so I grabbed some Kerrang issues I still had and showed her then said “And this is my favorite singer, Chris Motionless” to which this incredible old lady squinted at this photo which is my phone wallpaper and stated:
“He looks charming dear, even if it appears he has a definitively large screw missing somewhere” *dead*

Funny story here folks: I introduced a very old relative of mine to my music today, and bear in mind this lady is 99 years old (0.0). So she asked me to show her pictures of my favorite singers so I grabbed some Kerrang issues I still had and showed her then said “And this is my favorite singer, Chris Motionless” to which this incredible old lady squinted at this photo which is my phone wallpaper and stated:
“He looks charming dear, even if it appears he has a definitively large screw missing somewhere” *dead*

7AM

You know you’re loved when you spend half a day in town with people you barely know and end up coming home with someone else’s Green Day jacket and swapping beanies with a seriously cool emo guy :3 I feel loved. 

August132013

ask-mama-rivaille:

You can create your own version of what’s happening here

Brain: he’s riding a horse, obvs.

Conscience: it looks like he’s doing someone

Brain: Fuck off!

Conscience: you have no jurist diction here! piss off! 

(via chocolatecurryhotpot)

11AM

rawr-says-taco:

wartortles:

do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body

image

Then you make a noise like a baby dinosaur at the end? Yeah. A lot.

(Source: landorus, via fontofpointlessknowledge)

11AM

vintageurbansupergirl13:

There is some creepy shit going on in my house

First of all a picture falls off the wall and falls down a flight of stairs while I’m watching supernatural

Wtf

Fucking run.

(Source: toni-marie-katniss-stark)

August112013
ok this may seem hilarious but I have a serious reason for posting this. last week I went to the funeral of my best friend who committed suicide after his boyfriend cheated on him. it was the worst day of my life but It was made worse because Vic Fuentes was his idol and his savior but when they showed a picture of him in the programme of the funeral, I had already seen this image and I actually LAUGHED….. god damnit I felt like shit…

ok this may seem hilarious but I have a serious reason for posting this. last week I went to the funeral of my best friend who committed suicide after his boyfriend cheated on him. it was the worst day of my life but It was made worse because Vic Fuentes was his idol and his savior but when they showed a picture of him in the programme of the funeral, I had already seen this image and I actually LAUGHED….. god damnit I felt like shit…

3AM
withquestionablewit:

shyandsmiley:

quixoticwitch:

hierophilic:

aspidelaps:

babeobaggins:

nasadad:

uylg:

rotbabe:

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

No you’re not

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

plz don’t hurt bees, guys.

Seriously, don’t.  Bees are important creatures.

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

is it okay if i cry a little and then just go back inside?


I think that image there is a very valid excuse not to go into work that day…. or all week.

withquestionablewit:

shyandsmiley:

quixoticwitch:

hierophilic:

aspidelaps:

babeobaggins:

nasadad:

uylg:

rotbabe:

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

No you’re not

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

plz don’t hurt bees, guys.

Seriously, don’t.  Bees are important creatures.

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

is it okay if i cry a little and then just go back inside?

I think that image there is a very valid excuse not to go into work that day…. or all week.

(Source: zec7, via wheretheoscarwildethingsare)

July242013

Mum being mum....

  • Mum: Ooooh they've called the royal baby George Alexander Louis.
  • Me: *not bothered, keeps reading Harry Potter*
  • Mum: It's a long name though isn't it. Why would you give your child such a long name? In my experience, people with long names are very stupid, you know, if you give them loads of middle names.
  • Me: *slams down book* Say, mum, have I introduced you to ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE???!!
  • Mum: *looks scared.*
  • Me: Because he's awesome, and you should meet ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE.
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